Butterface Cleaned Up Her Own Poop, Mike's Lizards Go For a Swim & The Foam Rock Quarry/Cartoon Vehicle Region

Yeah you heard me, Butterface cleaned up her own poop. I was completely surprised, I don't usually take her with me when I go out on adventures so when she started to poop in in the home of the person I was visiting I quickly ran to the door and opened it.

"Butterface, come here, go outside" I said as if she was gonna just cut off the poop mid grunt and take the second half outside.

Of course she just completed her poop with pooping dog look on her face, but as soon as she was finished she trotted over to the dust pan out on the porch, picked it up with her mouth, walked over to her poop and scooped it up, then she took it outside and dumped it in the stream.

We were all amazed. She got a proud look on her face and now she is for sale on eBay.

You wish.

My brother Mike brought along a whole bunch of his lizards and frogs and when he noticed the stream he decided to let them all out for a swim, I guess they didn't care about swimming in Butterfaces toilet because they all scrambled into the water flipping about and dashing under the foam rocks native in this area. I didn't know lizards were such good swimmers. When they flip their tails on your face it feels like spaghetti but alive.

What are foam rocks you ask? Well they are the rocks that get used in movies like by Sasquatch when he needs to throw a boulder at Steve Austin or when a load boulders need to fall off the truck and almost kill Ponch and John. Anyway, yeah they come from the foam rock quarries just on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge. You can also order complete foam tunnels, cliffs and sacrificial alters too. You thought the stuff was manufactured but that's because you are dumb.

Oh yeah, also the cartoon cars you see in the movies, those come from over there too. They are actually just animals that mated with foam machinery years ago, local legend says Walt Disney screwed a deer that screwed a foam camper and that's where it all started. That's what they say. Anyway, if you have a chance you should go there. There are very few things more adorable than a smiling camper ducking down into a tiny garage for a nap. Precious motherfuckin shit.